Laundry Day is a Very Dangerous Day

Tue, 29 May 2007 23:53:37 GMT

i threw the whale bomb
got a free hot shower
im getting paid for this

Fri, 18 May 2007 18:20:44 GMT

FRIENDS!!!!
LEND MY YER EARS AND REPLY!!!
i want to have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN FUN FUN
i have my life back and an awesome girl who can hang like one of the guys.
so lets do stuff!!!!
float a couch down the river
set stuff on fire
have get togethers
pull pranks
milkshakes of doom
walk around in the middle of the night
REMEMBER??????
LETS HAVE SUM FUN MY SCHNIGGYS!!!
HUH? HEH? C'MON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
CALL ME!
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Wed, 02 May 2007 22:48:01 GMT

i got a new stud thing for my medusaoblongata! yay. its a good fit. i am the pleased.

hey you, the person reading this-
my text on my computer thingy is all big and goofy. i want it small and normal again. its just on my internet though. sadness sweeping through my monitor. help?

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:54:11 GMT

i'll be changing my lj pic soon
its WAY tooooo emo

Maury Approved

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:42:38 GMT

"The alleged father is excluded as the biological father of the tested child. This conclusion is based on the non-matching alleles observed at the loci listed above with a PI equal to 0. The alleged father lacks the genetic markers that must be contributed to the child by the biological father. The probability of paternity is 0%."

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:48:54 GMT

i have 500 extra dollars...
i could:
1. Buy contacts then save the rest
2. Buy contacts then get tattoooood
3. Save it all
4. Eat it
5. Spend it all on candy
i have more ideas floating in the ol' noggin.
we'll see.

END

Very Thoughtful

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:07:31 GMT

Life has been excesivly (sp?) crazy for the past...oh lets see....yearish. I have learned a whole lot, and contrary to popular belief, i have become a better person in some ways. I have lost friends, lost faith in most humans, broke a heart, found a new passion and have had my own heart broke as well. The joy of the lord lives in me and i know that i will be happy no matter what when walking in his ways. Everything is messed up right now, but because the answer isnt visible-that doesnt mean its not awesome and right around the corner. I'm anxious to see what the next few months bring... and if you are my friend... i love you.

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:50:07 GMT

i will start saying more stuff soon. :)

Really?

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:44:38 GMT

I think i may start using this thing again. Hows that sound?

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:27:47 GMT

im 21
and you...
ARE NOT

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:20:41 GMT

post post post
blah blah blah
hot hot hot
bored bored bored
minute steak thawing at home
blah blah blah
my car is dirty
blah blah blah
i smell bad
blah blah blah
leah's making me cookies 2nite
yum yum yum
blah blah
chocolate chippy
yum yum yum
...
oi oi oi?

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:20:23 GMT

I LOST MY JOB!!!
and i couldnt be happier. no more driving to princeton 4 or 5 times a week, no more boss beating on my door at 12:30am because of someone else's mistake, and no more driving to princeton to realize the schedule changed without me knowing it. I'm getting unemployment and getting a job at KCARC hopefully. So now i get to not work, still get paid, get birthday money (Aug. 20th by the way), and get a better job by the time unemployment runs out. Thats the plan anyways. Im not sure about KCARC right now, its just a hope, but either way this is a good thing. Im excited.

I'll be turning 21. No drinking cause thats not me, but i do get a new drivers license! And i will be getting my new truck soon to go along with that license! yah. my first manual. i already know how to drive a manual, but i've never owned one. i just hope i can pay enough attention at all times to say alive. I'm sure i'll be eating, drinking my pepsi, daydreaming, and shifting all at the same time. by the way everyone...i might die soon.

The bullets were blanks!

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:33:03 GMT

I watched that move "Crash" today. it was really good. i'd put it up there with requiem for a dream, forrest gump, simon birch, and the green mile.
yes i get down with the meaningfull movies.
the plot went 15 different ways but then everything got all tied in together and it was magical. i cried for an hour. ok, no i didn't. but if i did...
well i dont know. i have lost my focus.

For me, For me to read

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 19:41:27 GMT

This is my new LIVEJOURNAL. its for me. for me to read.
you can read it to. -but i maked it for me. for me to read.
thats why its mine. because its for me. for me to read.
everyone has access to read it, but its for me. for me to read.
and its for you to say stuff. stuff to me. for me to read.
then i say stuff back to you. for you. for you to read
that will be on your LIVEJOURNAL. for you. for you to read
got it?